Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros - 歌词大全

作词 : Bret McKenzie/Jemaine Clement 作曲 : Bret McKenzie/Jemaine Clement I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous My beats are phat and the birds are on my back And I'm horny (I'm horny) If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede 'Cause I hit you with my flow The Wild Rhino Stampede I'm not just wild, I'm trained, domesticated I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated And subsequently procreated That's how it goes Here's the Hip-Hopapotamus The hip hop hippo They call me the Hip-Hopapotamus My lyrics are bottomless Sometimes my rhymes are polite Like "Thank you for the dinner, Ms. Wright That was very delicious, good night" Sometimes they're obscene Like a pornographic dream NC-17 with ladies in a Stream of margarine Ha ha ha ha ha ha, yeah Some margarine They call me the Hip-Hopapotamus Flows that glow like phosphorous Poppin' off the top of this esophagus Rockin' this metropolis I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? Did Steve tell you that, perchance? Mmmph, Steve My rhymes and records they don't get played Because my records and rhymes they don't get made And if you rap like me you don't get paid And if you roll like me you don't get laid My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist But you lovely ******* and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this Other rappers diss me Say my rhymes are sissy Why? Why? Why? What? Why exactly? What? Why? Be more constructive with your feedback, please, why? Why? Why, because I rap about reality? Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea? There ain't no party like my nana's tea party Hey! Ho! I'm the motherflippin' I'm the motherflippin' I'm the motherflippin' Who's the motherflippin'? I'm the motherflippin' I'm the motherflippin' I'm the motherflippin' Motherflippin'